| #108 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 18 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #1060 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #993 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #86 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 18 |
| #929 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 49 |
| #904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #330 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #283 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 3 |
| #267 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 4 |
| #1016 | bottle of gin | 4 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1218 | bottle of tequila | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #142 | gimlet | 5 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1106 | little paper umbrella | 3 |
| #925 | magical ice cubes | 6 |
| #381 | margarita | 2 |
| #118 | mimosette | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #382 | perpendicular hula | 2 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #733 | salty dog | 2 |
| #377 | screwdriver | 3 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #511 | shot of orange schnapps | 3 |
| #481 | shot of tomato schnapps | 4 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #648 | white Canadian | 2 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1936 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |