| #107 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 18 |
| #815 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #86 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 18 |
| #929 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 49 |
| #903 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #330 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #222 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #284 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 3 |
| #267 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 4 |
| #1016 | bottle of gin | 4 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1217 | bottle of tequila | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #144 | gimlet | 5 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1116 | little paper umbrella | 3 |
| #936 | magical ice cubes | 6 |
| #383 | margarita | 2 |
| #119 | mimosette | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #382 | perpendicular hula | 2 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #734 | salty dog | 2 |
| #377 | screwdriver | 3 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #513 | shot of orange schnapps | 3 |
| #482 | shot of tomato schnapps | 4 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #101 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #650 | white Canadian | 2 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #337 | yellow brick road | 1 |