| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #680 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #315 | abominable snowcone | 49 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #168 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #163 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #170 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #313 | bloody beer | 46 |
| #1133 | bottle of tequila | 3 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #461 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 215 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |