| #1118 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #885 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #828 | 33398 scroll | 6 |
| #773 | 334 scroll | 2 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1777 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #1378 | Angry Farmer candy | 13 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #466 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 12 |
| #634 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 6 |
| #778 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 4 |
| #506 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 11 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #953 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 5 |
| #396 | ancient frozen dinner | 4 |
| #749 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 8 |
| #682 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #556 | anticheese | 6 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #288 | asbestos crossbow | 2 |
| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #188 | asbestos staff | 3 |
| #303 | asbestos sword | 2 |
| #673 | asparagus knife | 5 |
| #142 | astronaut pants | 61 |
| #1204 | awful poetry journal | 15 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #547 | balaclava baklava | 2 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #778 | bar skin | 6 |
| #731 | barbed-wire fence | 3 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #823 | bat guano | 2 |
| #854 | bat wing | 3 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #606 | batblade | 2 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #254 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 14 |
| #852 | big red clown nose | 2 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #930 | black pixel | 2 |
| #845 | blue pixel | 23 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #167 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 51 |
| #538 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
| #906 | bottle of tequila | 8 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #669 | bowl of cottage cheese | 12 |
| #953 | box | 2 |
| #510 | briefcase | 5 |
| #775 | broken skull | 9 |
| #937 | bum cheek | 2 |
| #437 | calle de miel | 2 |
| #548 | candy cane | 67 |
| #1093 | candy stake | 6 |
| #427 | disassembled clover | 143 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #6982 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #5354 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4484 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #5316 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #5815 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |