| #1116 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #882 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #827 | 33398 scroll | 6 |
| #773 | 334 scroll | 2 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1776 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #1377 | Angry Farmer candy | 13 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #465 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 12 |
| #633 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 6 |
| #779 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 4 |
| #505 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 11 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #952 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 5 |
| #396 | ancient frozen dinner | 4 |
| #749 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 8 |
| #681 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #559 | anticheese | 6 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #288 | asbestos crossbow | 2 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #188 | asbestos staff | 3 |
| #303 | asbestos sword | 2 |
| #671 | asparagus knife | 5 |
| #142 | astronaut pants | 61 |
| #1205 | awful poetry journal | 15 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #544 | balaclava baklava | 2 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #780 | bar skin | 6 |
| #729 | barbed-wire fence | 3 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #822 | bat guano | 2 |
| #853 | bat wing | 3 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #605 | batblade | 2 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #254 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 14 |
| #850 | big red clown nose | 2 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #928 | black pixel | 2 |
| #843 | blue pixel | 23 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #167 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 51 |
| #537 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
| #907 | bottle of tequila | 8 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #668 | bowl of cottage cheese | 12 |
| #958 | box | 2 |
| #510 | briefcase | 5 |
| #775 | broken skull | 9 |
| #937 | bum cheek | 2 |
| #437 | calle de miel | 2 |
| #546 | candy cane | 67 |
| #1091 | candy stake | 6 |
| #426 | disassembled clover | 143 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #5334 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |