| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #47 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 35 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #72 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #62 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #77 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #90 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #57 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #89 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
Wow, that's 73 items total!
what items are this player missing?