| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #753 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1296 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #180 | phish stick | 6 |
| #363 | pink candy heart | 67 |
| #345 | pink pony | 5 |
| #309 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #154 | resolution: be sexier | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #416 | tiny ninja sword | 2 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1184 | yellow candy heart | 2 |