| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #864 | 33398 scroll | 5 |
| #1110 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1637 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #1491 | Angry Farmer candy | 10 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #714 | adder bladder | 2 |
| #1253 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #529 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 4 |
| #459 | ancient protein powder | 5 |
| #2950 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #548 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #277 | anti-anti-antidote | 10 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #677 | arrrgyle socks | 2 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #992 | asbestos ore | 2 |
| #883 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #1193 | awful poetry journal | 16 |
| #277 | bätzle | 2 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #765 | bag of Cheat-Os | 3 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #956 | bar skin | 3 |
| #1792 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #901 | baseball | 1 |
| #822 | bat guano | 2 |
| #758 | bat wing | 5 |
| #606 | batblade | 2 |
| #688 | batgut | 14 |
| #523 | beach glass bead | 3 |
| #798 | beer bomb | 5 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #557 | beer helmet | 2 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #6254 | box of sunshine | 3 |