| #193 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 116 |
| #113 | Ram's Face Lager | 581 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #85 | bag of Cheat-Os | 222 |
| #102 | cast | 418 |
| #70 | chopsticks | 88 |
| #25 | cold ninja mask | 182 |
| #200 | cornuthaum | 40 |
| #450 | crazy little Turkish delight | 18 |
| #358 | dehydrated caviar | 10 |
| #75 | diamond-studded cane | 146 |
| #87 | flaming crutch | 141 |
| #27 | frigid ninja stars | 1,846 |
| #24 | frozen Mob Penguin | 201 |
| #20 | frozen nunchaku | 193 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #430 | happiness | 3 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #70 | hot katana blade | 460 |
| #140 | hot wad | 62 |
| #60 | hot wing | 1,768 |
| #12 | icy katana hilt | 229 |
| #37 | icy-hot katana | 62 |
| #43 | infernal insoles | 114 |
| #87 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 221 |
| #31 | iron pasta spoon | 350 |
| #233 | jar of swamp gas | 266 |
| #43 | kneecapping stick | 384 |
| #119 | mafia aria | 200 |
| #239 | mind flayer corpse | 75 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #52 | ninja hot pants | 118 |
| #29 | ninja mop | 85 |
| #61 | pail | 169 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #83 | ram horns | 104 |
| #97 | ram stick | 72 |
| #24 | rice bowl | 106 |
| #25 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 104 |
| #262 | ring of aggravate monster | 40 |
| #216 | royal jelly | 75 |
| #56 | ruby W | 508 |
| #88 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 213 |
| #95 | skeleton bone | 999 |
| #155 | stench wad | 63 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #43 | support cummerbund | 200 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #90 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 207 |
| #75 | wussiness potion | 346 |
| #272 | yeti fur | 798 |