| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #328 | Wand of Nagamar | 17 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #2751 | badass belt | 17 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |