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\nConcrete is the traditional gift for fifth anniversaries, because after five years you're definitely hardened, smooth, and in for the long haul. Happy anniversary, and you're starting to scare us!","hat","concrete fedorae",{"_16":17,"_18":67,"_20":77},{"_22":78,"_11":79,"_25":80,"_27":81,"_29":82,"_31":83,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":48,"_49":65,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":-5,"_54":36,"_55":36},3837,"anniversary safety glass vest","glassvest",744630945,"This is a stylish vest made out of smooth, shiny, safety glass. It is bestowed only on those adventurers who have made the Kingdom of Loathing their home for six full years. Safety glass is the traditional gift for sixth anniversaries because even if the years have shattered you, you're still able to hold it all together on the outside. Happy anniversary, and thanks for sticking around! Can you believe you're still here? Can you believe we're still here? Wow. Just . . . wow.","shirt",{"_16":17,"_18":17,"_20":85},{"_22":86,"_11":87,"_25":88,"_27":89,"_29":90,"_31":91,"_33":92,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":48,"_49":65,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":93,"_54":36,"_55":36},2077,"bucket of anniversary lard","lardbucket",792306684,"This is a bucket of lard given to an adventurer to celebrate his or her fourth year adventuring in the Kingdom. Lard is the traditional gift for the fourth anniversary because after four years one doesn't have anyone to impress and one just wants to pig out. Happy anniversary, and thanks for sticking around!","weapon","flail","buckets of anniversary lard",{"_16":17,"_18":95,"_20":96},150,{"_22":97,"_11":98,"_25":99,"_27":100,"_29":101,"_31":91,"_33":102,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":48,"_49":103,"_50":36,"_51":38,"_52":98,"_54":36,"_55":36},3466,"haiku katana","hkatana",261469707,"delivers unto your foes
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\nWearing this fills you with a powerful sense of entitlement and self-righteousness, and you're always finding spears and hatchets buried in it, for some reason. It's bound to help your progress.","shield",240,{"_16":17,"_18":142,"_20":143},106,{"_22":144,"_11":145,"_25":146,"_27":147,"_29":148,"_31":149,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":48,"_49":65,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":145,"_54":36,"_55":36},2075,"spandex anniversary shorts","spandex",259836862,"This is a pair of shorts given to an adventurer to celebrate his or her second anniversary in the Kingdom. Spandex is symbolic of the second year of adventuring because in the second year, one stretches one's opinions, one learns to fit into one's new surroundings, and one starts to get shiny. Happy anniversary, and thanks for sticking around!","pants",{"_16":17,"_18":151,"_20":152},127,{"_22":153,"_11":154,"_25":155,"_27":156,"_29":157,"_31":91,"_33":102,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":38,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":48,"_49":65,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":-5,"_54":36,"_55":36},938,"tiny plastic sword","plasword",775545454,"This is a tiny plastic sword, like the ones they use to skewer pieces of fruit to put in elaborate cocktails.\n

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Rank	Item	Quantity
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#150	haiku katana	1
#62	ice sickle	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#33	navel ring of navel gazing	1
#82	pilgrim shield	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#127	tiny plastic sword	1