| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #91 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #386 | figurine of a slippery seal | 4 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #19 | figurine of an ancient seal | 98 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #578 | flaming talons | 6 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #730 | flute of flat champagne | 2 |
| #253 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #667 | frigid ninja stars | 21 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #970 | giant needle | 5 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #871 | glowing red eye | 3 |
| #499 | gremlin juice | 2 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1434 | ice-cold Willer | 3 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #227 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #270 | melted Jell-o shot | 7 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #350 | ocean motion | 3 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #382 | perpendicular hula | 2 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #230 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #172 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #166 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #858 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 2 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #415 | thistle wine | 3 |
| #198 | vodka stratocaster | 2 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #278 | yellow brick road | 2 |