| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #595 | asparagus knife | 7 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #521 | cardboard wakizashi | 2 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #333 | ridiculously huge sword | 39 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #250 | sweet ninja sword | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #737 | vorpal blade | 2 |