| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #433 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 47 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #475 | jumbo olive | 2 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #953 | little paper umbrella | 8 |
| #573 | mafia aria | 36 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #198 | penguin skin | 618 |
| #622 | salty slug | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |