Slarney

RankItemQuantity
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#1205Instant Karma1
#433Mob Penguin cellular phone47
#848Time Juice7
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#1075bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#437bow1
#696broken cellular phone1
#873casino pass1
#1281dwarf bread1
#949goat cheese pizza1
#683irate sombrero1
#479jumbo olive2
#908ketchup hound1
#963little paper umbrella8
#572mafia aria36
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#198penguin skin618
#623salty slug1
#422severed rocking horse head1
🥇time sleigh1
#4481tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1

Wow, that's 738 items total!

what items are this player missing?