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Rank	Item	Quantity
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#1830	Crimboween memo	3
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#561	iGoogly	32
#32	papaya	2,815
#1965	robotronic egg	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#1705	toast	173
#2210	toy jet pack	1
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#1439	toy space helmet	3
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#1266	vibrating cyborg knife	6