| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1083 | 33398 scroll | 2 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1972 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #1269 | Daffy Taffy | 14 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #663 | acid-squirting flower | 3 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #992 | asbestos ore | 2 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1768 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #182 | beer goggles | 2 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #354 | ducha de oro | 3 |
| #553 | eggnog | 32 |
| #971 | fruitcake | 20 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #1197 | little paper umbrella | 2 |
| #705 | magical ice cubes | 17 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #931 | radium-flavored potato chips | 7 |
| #309 | sausage pizza | 3 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #340 | slip 'n' slide | 2 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1066 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |