| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #2249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #124 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 29 |
| #279 | big red clown nose | 25 |
| #417 | bloody clown pants | 11 |
| #28 | clown shoes | 239 |
| #27 | detective skull | 7 |
| #850 | diamond-studded cane | 2 |
| #26 | enchanted eyepatch | 35 |
| #781 | fat stacks of cash | 6 |
| #104 | foolscap fool's cap | 46 |
| #180 | lemon | 419 |
| #20 | ninja hot pants | 345 |
| #249 | oriole-feather headdress | 5 |
| #297 | pail | 41 |
| #63 | piece of wedding cake | 201 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #600 | shiny ring | 42 |
| #263 | viking helmet | 54 |
| #294 | white lightning | 42 |