| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1514 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #857 | Knob Goblin love potion | 3 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1074 | batgut | 2 |
| #646 | briefcase | 2 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #893 | bugbear bungguard | 2 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #649 | dried face | 2 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #452 | rat appendix | 11 |
| #90 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1002 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #246 | wad of dough | 220 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #365 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |