| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1509 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #855 | Knob Goblin love potion | 3 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1076 | batgut | 2 |
| #648 | briefcase | 2 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #895 | bugbear bungguard | 2 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #650 | dried face | 2 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #92 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #452 | rat appendix | 11 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1003 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #149 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #247 | wad of dough | 220 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |