| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #79 | acid-squirting flower | 86 |
| #464 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 12 |
| #64 | big red clown nose | 240 |
| #60 | bloody clown pants | 201 |
| #105 | bugbear beanie | 96 |
| #104 | bugbear bungguard | 93 |
| #2090 | candy cane | 11 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #69 | clown shoes | 90 |
| #382 | clown skin | 14 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| 🥉 | flaming crutch | 33,155 |
| #79 | foolscap fool's cap | 69 |
| #359 | gingerbread horror | 15 |
| #257 | gob of wet hair | 72 |
| #169 | lemon | 460 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |