| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #679 | Valentine | 27 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #939 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #198 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #2406 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #249 | metallic A | 192 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1154 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |