| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1783 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #446 | Feynman gate | 23 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #107 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 6 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #870 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 16 |
| #423 | Oil of Parrrlay | 2 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #426 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 4 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #311 | banana | 18 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 13 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #787 | buckyball | 5 |
| #304 | bunch of bananas | 14 |
| #335 | bungle in the jungle | 2 |
| #2971 | candy cane | 5 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #461 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #1093 | candy stake | 6 |
| #430 | capacitor relay | 26 |
| #397 | carbon nanotube frame | 30 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #696 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 13 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1424 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #891 | corpsetini | 5 |
| #949 | dusty Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #1550 | elven cellocello | 12 |
| #1391 | elven suicide capsule | 13 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #444 | evil googly eye | 10 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #394 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1297 | herringcello | 14 |
| #223 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 13 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #545 | ion grid | 21 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #2337 | killing feather | 5 |
| #574 | kneecapping stick | 20 |
| #2828 | laser-broiled pear | 4 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1028 | logic synthesizer | 7 |
| #832 | mafia aria | 19 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #571 | peanut brittle shield | 2 |
| #1499 | penguin focaccia bread | 10 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #218 | plot hole | 936 |
| #1064 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #622 | poison pen | 3 |
| #92 | powdered toad horn | 3 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #650 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #554 | scroll of pasta summoning | 19 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #445 | spooky felt | 21 |
| #856 | spooky length of string | 11 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #371 | spooky toy wheel | 13 |
| #1505 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #1290 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #2665 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #4854 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2551 | stuffed Meat | 5 |
| #6982 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #6396 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1319 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #2530 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #1679 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2504 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #2392 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4567 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2468 | stuffed teddy butler | 6 |
| #2570 | stuffed tin of caviar | 5 |
| #2409 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #5322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #776 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #770 | support cummerbund | 6 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1083 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1147 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #1250 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2472 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1777 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #2888 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #975 | tooth | 3 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |