| 🥉 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #606 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 8 |
| #646 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #234 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 19 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #128 | glass of warm water | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| 🥈 | vorpal blade | 22,235 |