| #939 | Amulet of Yendor | 11 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #3210 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #7 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 2 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| #30 | Mae West with a fly in it | 11 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #392 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 9 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #646 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 13 |
| #1930 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1240 | bag of airline peanuts | 11 |
| #511 | black candy heart | 11 |
| #25 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 11 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1492 | box of sunshine | 118 |
| #1523 | brick | 11 |
| #29 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 11 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1209 | clown hammer | 11 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #435 | cymbal syrup | 11 |
| #996 | defective skull | 11 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #754 | encoder ring | 11 |
| #1197 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #1291 | fake fake vomit | 11 |
| #1132 | fake hand | 11 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1198 | jazz soap | 11 |
| #1247 | joybuzzer | 11 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1227 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 11 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #35 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 11 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #461 | mood ring | 11 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #35 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 11 |
| #1080 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 11 |
| #1238 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 11 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #30 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 11 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #23 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 11 |
| #1288 | rubber emo roe | 11 |
| #36 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 11 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #28 | tangarita with a fly in it | 11 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1286 | whoopie cushion | 11 |
| #1301 | wind-up chattering teeth | 11 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #928 | x-ray specs | 11 |
| #1348 | yellow snowcone | 11 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |