| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #662 | Bonerdagon necklace | 17 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #940 | Boss Bat britches | 14 |
| #29 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 36 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #700 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #1078 | Crown of the Goblin King | 22 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #570 | annoying pitchfork | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #498 | baconstone | 16 |
| #106 | baconstone bracelet | 8 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #1605 | badass belt | 34 |
| #429 | ball | 14 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #833 | bottle of goofballs | 31 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #1080 | box of sunshine | 214 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2438 | candy cane | 8 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #348 | cool mushroom | 7 |
| #370 | doll house | 14 |
| #139 | duck-on-a-string | 15 |
| #1070 | easter egg balloon | 23 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #473 | fake fake vomit | 70 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #328 | flaming mushroom | 8 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #328 | frozen mushroom | 7 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #928 | giant discarded bottlecap | 4 |
| #434 | giant discarded plastic fork | 23 |
| #653 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 6 |
| #512 | giant pinky ring | 29 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1003 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #756 | grue egg | 35 |
| #452 | hamethyst | 18 |
| #78 | hamethyst necklace | 9 |
| #240 | heart-shaped balloon | 56 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #115 | hot hi mein | 10 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #32 | jewelry-making pliers | 12 |
| #199 | kite | 39 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #79 | marionette | 14 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #317 | mushroom fermenting solution | 24 |
| #154 | oily golden mushroom | 3 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #420 | pail | 27 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #555 | pet rock | 14 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #163 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #107 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #444 | pointy mushroom | 4 |
| #383 | pork elf goodies sack | 18 |
| #538 | porquoise | 14 |
| #33 | porquoise bracelet | 9 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #485 | pretty bouquet | 2 |
| #321 | pretty flower | 521 |
| #139 | rag doll | 14 |
| #36 | rainbow tie | 5 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #4 | ridiculously huge sword | 27,892 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #722 | shiny ring | 34 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #231 | sleeping snowy owl | 16 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #181 | sock monkey | 14 |
| #560 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #570 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #798 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #1129 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #792 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #331 | stinky mushroom | 7 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #671 | stuffed doppelshifter | 18 |
| #128 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 13 |
| #120 | stuffed zmobie | 13 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #289 | teddy bear | 24 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #324 | top | 14 |
| #105 | toy soldier | 14 |
| #125 | toy train | 14 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #353 | wang | 4 |
| #809 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #327 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #340 | yo-yo | 95 |