Enkazama

RankItemQuantity
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#661Bonerdagon necklace17
#1165Boss Bat bling2
#941Boss Bat britches14
#29Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air36
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#699Codpiece of the Goblin King11
#1079Crown of the Goblin King22
#454Disco Banjo1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#23Mr. Eh?1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#673Retenez L'Herbe Paté3
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#129all-purpose flower1
#680anniversary balloon1
#570annoying pitchfork4
#769aspirin1
#498baconstone16
#106baconstone bracelet8
#407baconstone pendant1
#1606badass belt34
#428ball14
#670black snowcone2
#834bottle of goofballs31
#388bottle of single-barrel whiskey3
#1080box of sunshine214
#545can of fake snow1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#2436candy cane8
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#349cool mushroom7
#370doll house14
#139duck-on-a-string15
#1069easter egg balloon23
#2058eggnog3
#472fake fake vomit70
#968fancy chocolate3
#378flaming glowsticks1
#328flaming mushroom8
#1610flashing novelty button1
#328frozen mushroom7
#2153fruitcake4
#4737fuzzy dice1
#929giant discarded bottlecap4
#435giant discarded plastic fork23
#653giant discarded torn-up glove6
#512giant pinky ring29
#2477gingerbread bugbear4
#1003gloomy black mushroom3
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#755grue egg35
#452hamethyst18
#78hamethyst necklace9
#240heart-shaped balloon56
#2084herbal stuffing2
#113hot hi mein10
#358hot pink lipstick1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#85jewel-eyed wizard hat1
#32jewelry-making pliers12
#199kite39
#1898kneecapping stick1
#692leather chaps1
#897leather mask1
#491left half of a heart necklace1
#590long-stemmed rose1
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#79marionette14
#303miniature carton of clove cigarettes1
#120miniature coffin1
#317mushroom fermenting solution24
#154oily golden mushroom3
#1139orange glowstick1
#420pail27
#90penguinskin mini-kilt1
#682personalized birthday cake2
#555pet rock14
#273petrified time2
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#1205pink glowstick1
#213plexiglass pants1
#104plexiglass pendant2
#163plexiglass pikestaff2
#107plexiglass pinky ring2
#288plexiglass pith helmet1
#180plexiglass pocketwatch1
#444pointy mushroom4
#383pork elf goodies sack18
#538porquoise14
#33porquoise bracelet9
#294porquoise necklace1
#485pretty bouquet2
#321pretty flower521
#139rag doll14
#36rainbow tie5
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#4ridiculously huge sword27,892
#10rose-colored glasses1
#436shiny butcherknife1
#722shiny ring34
#412shock collar1
#231sleeping snowy owl16
#548small leather glove1
#181sock monkey14
#560spooky bicycle chain4
#569spooky cosmetics bag4
#797stainless steel scarf4
#1128stainless steel shillelagh4
#1224stainless steel skullcap3
#1335stainless steel slacks3
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#791stainless steel suspenders5
#331stinky mushroom7
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#671stuffed doppelshifter18
#128stuffed ghuol whelp13
#120stuffed zmobie13
#596sugar-coated pine cone1
#284sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#289teddy bear24
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#2574tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#4038tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#324top14
#105toy soldier14
#125toy train14
#392tulip1
#1821vertebra of the Bonerdagon1
#354wang4
#810white satin pants1
#1933whoopie cushion1
#328wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#118yak whip1
#340yo-yo95

Wow, that's 29,794 items total!

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