| #1759 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #533 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #453 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 26 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1701 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #919 | candy stake | 7 |
| #653 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 10 |
| #368 | duck-on-a-string | 6 |
| #363 | dwarf bread | 11 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1457 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #822 | portable corkscrew | 8 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #517 | string of blue beads | 23 |
| #687 | string of green beads | 18 |
| #689 | string of red beads | 17 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1063 | top | 4 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |