Loathariette

RankItemQuantity
#877Ancient Saucehelm3
#439Argarggagarg's fang4
#409BURT46
#1569Baron von Ratsworth's monocle7
#106Bling of the New Wave9
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#694Bonerdagon necklace16
#382Boss Bat bling9
#556Boss Bat britches27
#1163CRIMBCO mug6
#929CRIMBCO wine7
#39Chalice of the Malkovich Prince2
#328Claw of the Infernal Seal3
#432Codpiece of the Goblin King18
#1481Colander of Em-er'il2
#886Copper Alpha of Sincerity2
#672Dickory Farms Gift Basket9
#120Disco 'Fro Pick14
#665Drowsy Sword26
#479El Sombrero De Lopez5
#699Elder Turtle Shell4
#248Fudgie Roll1
🥈Fuzzby1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#265Glass Balls of the Goblin King9
#765Goodfella contract7
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#759Heimandatz's heart2
#265Instant Karma35
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#121Jocko Homo's head11
#334Krakrox's Loincloth3
#427L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate8
#550La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez2
#526Lederhosen of the Night2
#983Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet26
#19Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince8
#766Nickel Gamma of Frugality5
#352Orange Star of Sacrifice6
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#715Safari Jack's moustache2
#661Scalp of Gorgolok5
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#44The Legendary Beat1
#537The Mariachi's guitar case3
#294Thwaitgold amoeba statuette2
#778Thwaitgold bee statuette3
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#673Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette5
#331Thwaitgold moth statuette1
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#110Volartta's bellbottoms9
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#860adorable seal larva3
🥇all-year sucker1
#151ancient oil painting of yourself1
#1054badass belt51
#603bath ball gift set8
#666bit of clingfilm6
#35bitter bowtie1
#391blue glowstick4
#1459bottle of goofballs16
#216bunny liver40
#400burst hellseal brain11
#423cheap toaster5
#27coal paperweight1
#113crotchety pants1
#362crumbling rat skull1
#114crystalline cheer977
#177depleted uranium seal figurine4
#147duct tape367
#92duct tape fedora1
#108duct tape shirt1
#569easter egg balloon42
#862empty agua de vida bottle52
#156ennui-flavored potato chips403
#77eternal car battery2
#1166facsimile dictionary5
#69fat loot token68
#148figurine of a charred seal20
#234figurine of a cold seal27
#126figurine of a shadowy seal10
#446figurine of a sleek seal5
#216figurine of a slippery seal8
#246figurine of a stinking seal9
#215figurine of a wretched-looking seal5
#265filthy lucre127
#1454friendly cheez blob1
#354fuzzy dice12
#347fuzzy montera5
#189gearbox necklace5
#412ghost of a necklace4
#172giant marshmallow2
#231gin-soaked blotter paper2
#160gloomy black mushroom24
#551gold wedding ring5
#1102grue egg24
#150hair of the calf1
#1411handful of confetti27
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#360heart of the volcano20
#930hobo nickel61
#364jewelry-making pliers1
#124left parenthesis6
#294magical mystery juice32
#153memory of a C8
#24memory of a CA base pair4
#34memory of a CG base pair4
#19memory of a CT base pair6
#201memory of a G5
#37memory of a GT base pair3
#99memory of a T12
#111memory of an A11
#40memory of an AG base pair3
#71memory of an AT base pair2
#327memory of some delicious amino acids1
#70mime army challenge coin1
#227mime army rations1
#70mime army shotglass1
#84miming boots1
#618motivational poster6
#143mysterious silver lapel pin11
#880obsidian dagger20
#1308old sweatpants19
#181ornate picture frame10
#143percent sign2
#51picture of you1
#283pig-iron shinguards1
#1612pork elf goodies sack1
#169radium-flavored potato chips402
#136rib of the Bonerdagon11
#51right parenthesis4
#471s'more1
#638sawblade shield3
#160scrap of shadow1
#476seal-blubber candle1
#76sealhide buckler1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#120sealhide seal doll14
#31sewing kit1
#314shredded hellseal hide14
#530slow jam collection8
#1105spectre scepter27
#65squirmy violent party snack1
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#1128stainless steel shillelagh4
#1584stainless steel skullcap2
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1004stray chihuahua2
#96sucker bucket2
#91sucker hakama2
#80sucker kabuto2
#102sucker tachi2
#188tainted seal's blood1
#377torn hellseal sinew10
#131turtling rod1
#1353untamable turtle1
#212unusual disco ball10
#245vampire glitter1
🥇wand of fudge control1
#135wand of pigification5
#91willowy bonnet1
#152wintergreen-flavored potato chips400
#331woven baling wire bracelets3
#419wrench bracelet7
#285wumpus hair5
#84your own black heart4

Wow, that's 4,001 items total!

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