| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #818 | battered Crimbo Crate | 9 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #105 | bottle of antifreeze | 9 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #4216 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #1110 | can of Binarrrca | 6 |
| #178 | can of spinach | 11 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2007 | candy cane | 12 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1027 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #114 | cursed black pearl onion | 19 |
| #98 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 20 |
| #110 | cursed bottle of rum | 21 |
| #104 | cursed cannonball | 17 |
| #79 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 26 |
| #109 | cursed sea biscuit | 18 |
| #111 | cursed voodoo skull | 17 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #687 | dusty Crimbo crate | 14 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1417 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #598 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1161 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |