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\nThey're known for mixing alcohol and strong hallucinogens, which makes them fierce in battle (and totally awesome in concert).","type","fam","itemclass","","candiscard",false,"cantransfer",true,"quest","gift","smith","cook","cocktail","jewelry","hands","multiuse","sellvalue",0,"power","quest2","mrstore","plural","bottled green pixies","ambiguous","missing",{"_16":17,"_18":57,"_20":58},42,{"_22":59,"_11":60,"_25":61,"_27":62,"_29":63,"_31":64,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":48,"_49":65,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":-5,"_54":36,"_55":36},1323,"time helmet","timehat",138957006,"This is a hat with big chunk of crystallized time attached to the front of it. Y'know how a miner's helmet has that light on it, that lets you look forward through space? This is the same thing, only it lets you look forward through time, instead. Because, like, time and space are really the same thing. It's complicated. You'd understand if you knew more about science.","hat",100,{"_16":17,"_18":67,"_20":68},141,{"_22":69,"_11":70,"_25":71,"_27":72,"_29":73,"_31":74,"_33":75,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":48,"_49":65,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":-5,"_54":36,"_55":36},1325,"time sword","timesword",308593657,"This is a sword whose blade was forged from the crystalline essence of time. The way it works is sort of interesting. It's not at all sharp, but touching a monster with it sends them forward in time to a point where they get cut by somebody else, then immediately brings them back.\n

\nAs with all time travel issues, the most difficult part to deal with is the grammar.","weapon","sword",{"_16":17,"_18":77,"_20":78},43,{"_22":79,"_11":80,"_25":81,"_27":82,"_29":83,"_31":84,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":48,"_49":65,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":85,"_54":36,"_55":36},1324,"time trousers","timepants",386308707,"This is a pair of pants woven from shimmering threads of crystalline time. Y'know how they say \"time is Meat?\" Well, if you put these on, then put your wallet in your pocket, time both is and contains Meat. Isn't that freaky?
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Seriously. Aren't you a little freaked out, just thinking about it?","pants","pairs of time trousers",{"_16":17,"_18":87,"_20":88},69,{"_22":89,"_11":90,"_25":91,"_27":92,"_29":93,"_31":32,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":48,"_49":48,"_50":36,"_51":38,"_52":-5,"_54":36,"_55":36},2836,"wizard action figure","waflarva",684142773,"This is a limited-edition promotional action figure of an awkward-looking robed teenage wizard, still in its original blister pack. The poorly-translated text on the back says that he's a student of \"Hugwallow's School of Magic and Mysticism,\" and urges you to collect the whole set.","nameChanges",[],"sort","totalItems",5,"actionData","errors"]

Rank	Item	Quantity
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#42	time helmet	1
#141	time sword	1
#43	time trousers	1
#69	wizard action figure	1