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| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1201 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #787 | beertini | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #519 | broken cellular phone | 3 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #223 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #1946 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1196 | green beer | 6 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1193 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1208 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #587 | mauve striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #590 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #544 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #496 | yellow striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |