| 🥇 | marshmallow | 1,545,082 |
| #8 | saucepan | 71,667 |
| 🥈 | viral video | 6,038 |
| #118 | pretty flower | 3,746 |
| #11 | roasted marshmallow | 3,118 |
| 🥇 | stuffing fluffer | 1,500 |
| 🥇 | Saucepanic | 1,337 |
| 🥇 | giant marshmallow | 954 |
| 🥉 | cornucopia | 949 |
| #45 | donated candy | 625 |
| #50 | donated booze | 527 |
| #58 | donated food | 479 |
| #10 | chintzy saucepan earring | 443 |
| #124 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 153 |
| #109 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 125 |
| #8 | green marshmallow | 97 |
| #145 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 19 |
| #295 | tiny plastic sauceror | 13 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 7 |
| #526 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 5 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 4 |
| #56 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 3 |
| #629 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #525 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #294 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #420 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 2 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8065 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4233 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #1810 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1302 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #666 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #426 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #449 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #353 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #444 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #48 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |