| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #122 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 7 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #386 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 3 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #339 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 5 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #276 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 8 |
| #311 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 2 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 2 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #381 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 3 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #318 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 2 |
| #312 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 6 |
| #313 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 2 |
| #266 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 9 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #125 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #147 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 13 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #444 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #949 | Go-Wassail | 3 |
| #49 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 3 |
| #32 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 4 |
| #9 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 1 |
| #37 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 3 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #646 | Instant Karma | 6 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 12-gauge | 1 |
| #13 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #14 | Nog-on-the-Cob | 1 |
| #116 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #98 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #68 | Racisto Ruidoso | 7 |
| #751 | Schrödinger's thermos | 9 |
| 🥇 | Size XI Wizard's Robe | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #78 | Sogg-Os | 6 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #60 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 10 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #191 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 16 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 4 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 16 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 30 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #165 | antique beer | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #52 | beaver punch (peach) | 3 |
| #252 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #11 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 3 |
| #1869 | box of sunshine | 78 |
| #80 | brain preservation fluid | 5 |
| #160 | bread pie | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #255 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #163 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #312 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #35 | cursed wishbone | 8 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #28 | dumb mud | 13 |
| #51 | eggnog | 337 |
| #260 | eggwater | 1 |
| 🥈 | elevennis shoes | 2 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #61 | filet of The Fish | 3 |
| #46 | fireman's lunch | 1 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #338 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #196 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #187 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #190 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #151 | gamma nog | 3 |
| #171 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #237 | gooified animal matter | 6 |
| #85 | gooified mineral matter | 29 |
| #253 | gooified vegetable matter | 4 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #30 | green pill | 2 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #14 | hair of the calf | 35 |
| #38 | haunted eggnog | 1 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #153 | hot watered rum | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #453 | java cookie | 2 |
| #967 | jerky coins | 3 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #245 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #279 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #517 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #480 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #354 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 4 |
| #472 | magical pony: Uniquity | 2 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #87 | mini-martini | 11 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #56 | moosemeat pie | 3 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #167 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #179 | nega-mushroom | 8 |
| #55 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #137 | outlaw bandana | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #126 | pair of government shades | 4 |
| #174 | peppermint tailings | 127 |
| #397 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #544 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #157 | portable table | 1 |
| #75 | potato alarm clock | 2 |
| #6 | powdered dice | 1 |
| #76 | pristine walrus tusk | 2 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #272 | raisin | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #42 | robin nog | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #70 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #61 | spiritual eggnog | 4 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #45 | still-beating spleen | 12 |
| #35 | temperance whiskey | 9 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #179 | throwing candy | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #626 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 3 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #755 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #621 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
| #762 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| 🥇 | tiny fly glasses | 684 |
| #39 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 4 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 2 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #297 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #143 | transparent nog | 3 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #235 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #164 | yule gruel | 2 |