| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #141 | Crimbuck | 4,424 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #25 | psychoanalytic jar | 135 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |