Tweber

RankItemQuantity
#441BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt2
#325BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt3
#610BGE merchandise order form5
#507BGE shotglass17
#308BGE temporary tattoo3
#633BGE tiny plastic toy2
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#480CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#508CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#466CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#475CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#2098CRIMBCO mug1
#1646CRIMBCO wine2
#2127CRIMBCOIDS mints2
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#1296Dickory Farms Gift Basket2
#158Neuromancer5
#213brick180
#736can of CRIMBCOLA5
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#1082motivational poster2
#1333roll of toilet paper22
#1272slow jam collection1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3860tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#2744tiny plastic Spunky Princess2
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3855tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#2146tiny plastic briefcase bat3
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#2829tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker2
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#3836tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#2154tiny plastic ninja snowman3
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#2826tiny plastic spooky vampire2
#3858tiny plastic topiary golem1
#2193tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni3
#2699tiny plastic whitesnake2
#1157triangular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#95yellow brick road14

Wow, that's 318 items total!

what items are this player missing?