| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #437 | Instant Karma | 13 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #65 | angst burger | 11 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #58 | antique spyglass | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #4 | crazy hobo notebook | 2,166 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #762 | disease | 5 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #157 | eldritch effluvium | 365 |
| #905 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 7 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #7 | fireball | 666 |
| #180 | fudge lily | 37 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1099 | handful of confetti | 37 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #19 | pie man was not meant to eat | 500 |
| 🥈 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2,337 |
| 🥇 | poison pen | 1,400 |
| #208 | pork elf goodies sack | 37 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #10 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #12 | slug of rum | 430 |
| #10 | slug of shochu | 430 |
| #10 | slug of vodka | 430 |
| #76 | solid gold jewel | 13 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #459 | stuffed mink | 101 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |