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| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #462 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 2 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #135 | beholed bedsheet | 6 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1364 | canteen of wine | 6 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #415 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #437 | corncob pipe | 2 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #1168 | dollhive | 3 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1039 | elven limbos gingerbread | 9 |
| #817 | elven moonshine | 10 |
| #855 | elven socks | 4 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #495 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #737 | festive holiday hat | 5 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #421 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1110 | knuckle sandwich | 8 |
| #2362 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #731 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #379 | pulsing flesh | 9 |
| #344 | rigid carapace | 11 |
| #629 | rogue swarmer | 67 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #2027 | sawblade fragment | 24 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #709 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 18 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #1445 | toy hoverpad | 2 |
| #625 | twitching claw | 8 |
| #2301 | unstable laser battery | 19 |
| #291 | witch hat | 3 |