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RankItemQuantity
#39Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots403
#2245Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#574Tiki lighter1
#408Valentine80
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#2995bottle of goofballs5
#437bow1
#142bow staff1
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#696broken cellular phone1
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#4785candy cane1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#37decorative fountain390
#2833eggnog1
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#3939gingerbread bugbear1
#587green beer20
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#1889oyster basket1
#495petrified time1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#1479scroll of pasta summoning1
#422severed rocking horse head1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#322tasket1
#8189tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#2624tiny plastic accordion thief2
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8124tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4477tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8093tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8218tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#3328tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick5
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8057tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8067tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8109tiny plastic mosquito1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8100tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8135tiny plastic star starfish1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#265tisket1
#49windchimes340
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1

Wow, that's 1,328 items total!

what items are this player missing?