This little puppy (the lawyers have asked me to clarify that there are no actual puppies in this product) is loaded in every sense of the word. Well, except for the "being drunk" sense, I guess.
Looks like HOldeRofSecrEts is the only player with one of these in their display case. Holder has special rights to put quest items and the like in his DC. So he wins by default. DEFAULT! DEFAULT!