This is a map to the shelter built far beneath Ronald Prime in case of radiation poisoning, catastrophic meteor strike, or alien attack. Since all three of those things happened, you'd think everyone would have gathered there.

But, elves being elves, first they had to have a council meeting to form an exploratory committee on Shelter Map Distribution, and then they had a conference call to schedule a follow-up meeting, and then they started arguing about whether a guy with extra hands or heads got extra votes, and it was a lost cause.