Yes, I know 'cuirass' is kind of a snicker-worthy name, and a little counter-intuitive because you put your boobs (or man-boobs) in it. But this is a beautiful example of Elven craftsmanship, made from nigh-indestructible, fiercely loyal Moonthril.

With this thing on, a cave troll could stab you with a spear, and all you'd do is make a face like you were constipated and scare the bejeezus out of your travel companions.