This is a pair of shin-guards for wearing into battle, if you're into charging into battle with your shins covered and your groin exposed. I mean, I'm not here to judge or anything, but I'd recommend a nice titanium jock strap, and let the shins take care of themselves. They're made out of bone, after all.

Anyway, these greaves are made of Moonthril, the alloy forged by Pork Elves out of radioactive moon rock. It's lightweight and pretty, and bonds with its owner for life. Y'know, like a lightweight, pretty lobster.