This circlet is like a helmet, only without the helmet part. Y'know, like a crown with the little spiky bits sanded off. Or like a sweatband that doesn't absorb sweat because it's made out of metal.

At least it costs a pretty porterhouse because it's made of Moonthril, the alloy forged by Pork Elves out of radioactive moon rock. It's lightweight and pretty, like an ideal prom date, and mates for life, unlike an ideal prom date.