Let us now open the Tome of Dopeness to the Book of Crazyleg, Chapter 7, verse 3: And to keep his break dancing impossibly fresh, Crazyleg kept all of his skin shaved perfectly smooth at all times. Once, in the days before the Legendary Beat was lost to us, Crazyleg broke-danced so freshly that the sea itself could not swallow him, and he did pop and lock atop the waves themselves! Alas, his dancing awoke the fearsome Wacken of Old, which surfaced briefly and snacked him down whole. And there was great wailing and lamentation throughout the land.