The legendary weapon of the Saucerors, the sauce in this saucepan is so unimaginably, ludicrously hot, that the words haven't yet been invented to properly describe it. It's way beyond "Super Fire Hot". You know those bottles of novelty hot sauce they sell, with the black labels and skulls and names like "Ed's Hot Sauce That Will Totally Murder Your Family"? Compared to this stuff, they're ketchup.