This is a sheet filled with letters, numbers, and unidentifiable symbols. You start to wonder what it is, then notice the phrase "Knob Goblin encryption key. Do not export." in huge bold letters at the top.
Looks like HOldeRofSecrEts is the only player with one of these in their display case. Holder has special rights to put quest items and the like in his DC. So he wins by default. DEFAULT! DEFAULT!